Talk about hung over!!! OMG Poor old Darryl (well he is 60 now) gets up at some point in the early morning, cracks open one eye, takes his meds, sees Pam is still in LaLa land, turns over and goes back to bed wishing that he had not finished off everyone's Kyrgyzstan Cognac last night! 12:15pm and he manages to get both eyes opened at one time.
"No harbour tour this morning?" asks Frau Langendorf. "Not a hope in hell" whimpers Darryl as he gropes his way to the Cappuccino machine. "Shrimp and Lobster?" asks Aisat of Kyrgyzstan. "Shrimp please" answers Pam...."Toast" murmels Darryl. "Eggs?" asks Frau Langendorf..."Coffee" answers Darryl and so it went.
With breakfast over, serenity returned to the old farmhouse. P&D were picked up by Mariam the Kobra and her son Dr Mario Bros. Pam & Darryl sit in the back of the football-mobile. While Mariam the Kobra and Pammie get caught up Darryl was feeling greener and greener and wondering why everyone drives stick shift in Germany...they obviously were not thinking of hung over Canucks! You see, on normal days (whatever that is) Darryl can get motion sick in the back seat but being in the back seat of the football-mobile this day was like riding on the Mad Mouse ride for poor Darryl. He looks at the back windows and in a panic realizes they don't open!!!! Shit! Am I going to make it, he wonders. "let's go see Dr Mario's hospital" suggests Mariam the Kobra. "Sure" pipes Pam, ugggg thinks Darryl.
Against all odds they arrive at the lair of the Kobras with Darryl still intact. Fresh air at last thinks Darryl...I will survive after all and he starts to perk up. In they go and meet The Kobras hubby KHK and their youngest off spring Luigi. "Would you like a drink" asks KHK. "White wine please" answers Pam, "Water with gas please" answers Darryl deciding to take it easy. The Kobra gives Darryl the evil eye "Sorry" explains Darryl "but have you ever tried Kyrgyzstan Cognac?" A few bubbles later and Darryl is feeling much improved and settles with a beer, so all is well in the Lair.
"Dinner is served" announces The Kobra..and what a delicious dinner it is. Boccocini and Tomato salad and bacon wrapped dates. YUMMO! This is followed by tasty roasted chickens with rice and a wonderful cream sauce with mushrooms and bacon that was to die for! All served up by KHK
Time to meet The Pig and The Slut..the other members of the Kobra lair. Here is The Pig..so named for his very pink appearance as a kitty
The Slut...who like to stay out all night and party...on the kitty Reeperbhan
So here they are..all sitting around the table after dinner. Darryl looks at The Kobra and wonders why she suddenly decided to put on a Davie Crockett party hat. Was she leaving us he wonders. Suddenly the "hat" purrs as The Kobra gives it a treat...
"Oh it's just Pig" explains The Kobra. Pig had just jumped vertically from the floor to her shoulders in a single leap to inspect the evening menu's leftovers.
Suddenly Pammie jumps up and dives under The Kobras bed. "Where is she" she squeals. Darryl is looking dazed and confused, as are Luigi and KHK. (Dr Mario Bros has departed for his home at this point otherwise he may have considered medical attention). Only The Kobra seems unconcerned at Pammie's antics. "What are you up to Pam" begs Darryl. "I am looking for Emerenta!" states Pam as if crawling around under new friends beds is the normal thing to do. "and there is no fire and no cookies here either" wails Pam. The Kobra turns to Darryl and says "You too?" Darryl gasps.."U2???" and dives under the bed too..no they are not there either..will have to wait until Istanbul.
"Can't believe Emerenta did not fly in on her magic carpet like she promised" sniffs Pammie
(NOTE: If you are reading this blog and just read that last paragraph and have NO CONCEPT of what happened..it's OK...very few people understand @Ireland1 @mariamkobras and @emerenta 's antics ...you have to be up late at night on Twitter LOL)
Time to head back to the Farmhouse
Good bye to the Kobra Lair, to The Kobra and Luigi and KHK, the Pig and the Slut
Two new friends says goodbye until next time
Mariam The Kobra, being her sweet self, returns the wandering Canuckleheads to the Farmhouse. Final hugs and tears.
Good night P&D..sleep tight..
tomorrow...the adventure begins
You mean Emerenta wasn't there AT ALL!? Was she hiding in your pocket when you were under the bed? Did you bring cookies?
I am so jealous you got to meet the Kobras! It looks like you had a FANTASTIC time. Thanks for sharing with us!
Posted by: leslie (crookedstamper) | 09/06/2010 at 04:08 AM
Hey wait, the idea to see the hospital was Darryl's idea! Did he hope to get cured of the brandy there?
Thanks for your sweet and funny blog, Pammie! So happy we got to meet.
Posted by: Mariam Kobras | 09/06/2010 at 06:40 AM
Will you marry me?
Posted by: Em | 09/06/2010 at 06:55 AM
What a fun time! So glad you got to meet each other IRL.
Posted by: Bunny | 09/06/2010 at 07:42 AM
I think I need a few glasses of wine for the next installment...this is better than any series of books I have read in a long time LOL I can't believe the adventure is just starting...was this past week just foreplay?
Posted by: Tammy McChesney | 09/06/2010 at 06:04 PM